Best Discord Status Ideas

When it comes to setting up a status on Discord, you may be finding it hard to come up with something funny or cute to share with your friends. That’s why we have put together a list of some of the best Discord Status ideas you can use on your profile.

These statuses are perfect if you want to get a reaction from your friends whether it be laughter, shock or a nob of appreciation. Below we have divided up the statuses into a few different categories so you can find exactly what you are looking for.

If you don’t know how to set a custom status check out our tutorial here.

Below is a variety of categories of Discord statuses. You can copy and paste these directly into your Discord custom status box.

Gaming Discord Status Ideas

These are some of the best gaming-related Discord Status Ideas we have seen:

Keep Calm & Let The Games Begin
The harder you press the button, the stronger the attack.
Just one more game.
Don’t Play The Game. Win It.
Gamer zone, Be careful.
Escape Reality & Play Games.
A gamer at work.
Failure doesn’t mean the game is over, it means trying again with experience.
I can lie and tell you I’m a die-hard player, I’m not.
Keep calm and game on.
Yes! I’m a gamer, but I will definitely not play until you start playing.
I wish it wasn’t easy, I wish you were better.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!

Cute & Love Discord Statuses

These are some of the best cute Discord Statuses we have seen:

Love is all you need.
You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
I don’t want to be your number one, I want to be your only one.
True love does not have a happy ending, because true love doesn’t end.
We do not remember days, we remember moments.
I won’t give up on you… so please don’t give up on me.
Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
If you were thinking about someone while Studying you’re definitely in Love…
There is No Scale To Measure the love…
Love is like air… We can’t see it, but we can feel it…
If love was a storybook, we’d meet on the very first page
Every time I see you I fall in love all over again
Miracles are on the way keep the faith.
Every small act makes a huge difference.
Do more of what makes you happy.
Love me or hate me, I’m still gonna shine.
Teamwork makes the dream work
Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Funny Discord Statuses

Below is a list of the best funny Discord statuses we could find:

Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
I’m right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%.
Back in 5 minutes. If not, read this status again.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I’ve got 99 problems, but our team isn’t one.
I’m in a serious relation-chip.
Football and beer are why I’m here
My team really needs to ketchup.
Today’s prediction: 100% chance of winning
I will play when the game is in front of me.
God is really creative, I mean.. Just look at me.
I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
I didn’t lose my mind.. I just sold it online.
I was born intelligent, but education ruined me!
I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.
Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday
Some people just need a High-Five on the face
I like playing with my cat when I’m high. Because I don’t have one when I’m sober
Before Coronavirus, I’d cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough
Why do people use away messages? They’re so stupid
There’s this lost cause I believe called myself

Inspirational Discord Status Ideas

These are the best Inspirational Discord status ideas we could find:

Keep Calm & Let The Games Begin.
Keep calm and game on.
The harder you press the button, the stronger the attack.
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!
The grass is growing, the birds are flying, the sun is rising, and brother, I am hurting people.
Stay awhile and listen!
Praise the sun!
Hey! Look! Listen!
There is no shame in being weak, shame is in staying weak.
Be proud of your work, even if it’s not the best.
Hope is the only thing stronger than fear.
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose because some people win by losing and some win by losing.
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose because some people win by losing and some win by losing.
Hope is the only thing stronger than fear.
You learn a lot about people when you play with them. Focus on yourself, play your game, and don’t be afraid to win.

Cool Discord Status Ideas

These are some of the best Cool Discord status ideas we could find:

A trophy carries dust. Memories last forever.
If you can’t outplay them, outwork them.
Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.
Good is not good when better is expected.
The road to Easy Street passes through the gutter.
If you fail to prepare, you’re prepared to fail.
Have I ever told you what madness means?
The harder the success, the greater the joy of victory.
Champions keep playing until they win.
Are you bad enough to save the president?
If you haven’t been successful before, you’re on average.
You’ve had a terrible end, haven’t you?

Best Discord About Me Ideas

Check out the best Discord About Me ideas:

I’ve always been a gamer and at one point I was playing on a really tough level.
Gamers don’t fear the apocalypse.
Find what you love and let it kill you.
Good things happen to those who hustle.
Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
I’m Soo Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.
I live in a virtual world … don’t bother me!
I don’t need to live life, there is a lot of life in the game.
I will play a game in front of me.
I’m playing a PC game. I will answer when I run away from life!
I’m in a game where I can’t escape or stop … so I can’t answer until I’m gone.
I’m Sexy & I Know It.
I am still playing games, and having fun.
Bigfoot saw me yesterday, but no one believes him
I’m not immature; I just know how to have fun
I don’t care what others say or think about me, at least I am attractive to mosquitoes
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I’m having a quarantine party this weekend. None of you are invited!

What Is A Discord Custom Status?

A Discord status is the small section of text that displays underneath your name on Discord.

Discord has the standard Do Not Disturb, Away and Available messages as well as the custom message. Most people use the custom message field to add a funny message.

What Should I Set My Discord Status To?

You can set your Discord status to whatever you like. Feel free to choose from the massive list we have curated above. Just copy and paste it into the status field and you are good to go.

Wrapping Up

That is some of the best Discord status ideas we have seen. Hopefully, you have found your perfect Discord status somewhere in this list. Pick wisely and your friends will be sure to notice your new hilarious status.

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